" HOW TO QUEUE LESSONS FOR IMMIGRANTS " SAYS, MAD AS A HATTER SALFORD MP HAZEL BLEARS

Immigrants should be given government run lessons in how to queue the British way says Salford MP Hazel "Nuts." This comes after a spate of angry confrontations between immigrants and members of the public at bus stops around the country. Hazel "Nuts" also added that the government run courses should also cover topics such as NOT to touch people without their permission, spitting in the street and playing loud music ..... We kid you, not !!! Hazel "Nuts" communities secretary and MP for Salford proposed that councils issue welcome packs to immigrants, explaining the British way of life and customs including advice on queuing. The government says it wants to help newcomers integrate into the British way of life. Public funding should also be aimed at the whole community, not single ethnic groups, to "strengthen what we have in common" added Hazel "Nuts."

CHAOS REIGNS AT THE FIRST DAY OF THE " HOW TO QUEUE " COURSE

The proposals are being introduced following the commission on intergration and cohesion, which held a 10-month review into the challenges caused of diversity. Under the governments plans - which are being published for consultation - information packs produced by councils would suggest how immigrants could contribute to the economy and avoid community tensions.

Immigrants at the passing out parade after completion of the 10 week, extensive and often gruelling government run " How to Queue " course.

MANCHESTER BPP SAYS;

Well, you just couldn`t make this shite up !!! We were promised a highly skilled workforce to boost the nations economy and what do we get instead ? Hoards of immigrants playing loud music whilst spitting in the street then their off to push in at the bus stop and grope the first person within arms reach !!!

GOD HELP BRITAIN !!!

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