Thursday 13 March 2008

THE BIRD FEEDER

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back patio and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds began building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table and next to the barbecue. Then came the shit ... it was everywhere: on the patio tiles, the chair, the table ... everywhere ! Then some of the birds turned nasty. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. Other birds became boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn`t even sit in my own back garden anymore. So I decided to take the bird feeder down and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up the mess and took down the many nests the birds had built all over the patio. Soon the back garden was back to how it used to be ... quite, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal ..... Sound familiar ??? Well why dont they all F **k O** too where ever they came from !!!

Now lets see ... The government gives out free food, subsidised housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to become an automatic citizen. Then the illegals come in the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes go up to pay for the free services: small apartments are housing five families: you have to wait six hours to see a doctor in Accident and Emergency at the hospital: Your child's second grade class is falling behind other schools because half of the class cant speak English. Cornflakes now come in a bilingual box. I have to " press one " to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people are waving flags other than my own flag. People are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Just my opinion, but maybe its time the government took down their bird feeder ? If you agree, please pass this on: If not, continue cleaning the shite up !!!

MANY THANKS TO THE;
COVERT UNDERCOVER NUISANCE TACTICS TEAM ( C.U.N.T.S ) WHERE I FIRST READ THIS EXCELLENT BLOG.

FOURTEEN WORDS.